SAVE SOUTH PARK! NOW!

Hi, and thanks for downloading this game straight from The Junkman!
But before anything else, please read my boring section. For once, this
is important.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

This little game is not aimed for your 8 year-old kids or another stuff
like that, because this game contain a lot of coarse language and there
is a lot of violence in this game too. So press F5 anytime during play
before your little baby goes here and watch this hellish abomination,
and asks after :  Hey daddy, what's that word mean? What's the red liquid
leaking from the kids?  Don't take any chances. It is for MATURE people.

Ok! The boring part is done, and now for the game...

THE AIM OF THE GAME

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny have done a lot of things in their lifes
to help people. But now, after a bunch of demoniac kids get their hands
on the town of South Park, our 4 boys are very confused by the events.
After a while of discussion, they agree on saving the town by
THEMSELVES. The most screwed up idea I should have ever heard. Anyway,
it's up to you to guide our 4 kids through the dangers of South Park
and save the town from the hands of those damn kids! Teach em' a lesson!

THE MENU

If you really need help about that, I'm sorry, but you're dumb (just a joke) .
But just in case...

Start game - Start a game from Level 1
View intro - See how the kids has decided to save South Park by themselves...
Password - Type a password to start your journey to a more advanced point of
the operation.
Exit - I don't know what that does... :) 

THE LEVELS

Here's the commands to remember for each level of the game! Pause your game
before a level and take your take to read the controls...

Note : You can skip the cutscenes by pressing Space.

LEVEL 1 - Death Slope

Up key - Ascend
Down key - Descend

Climb the slope by avoiding the big boulders! Otherwise, you'll become
a human pancake. Take your time.

LEVEL 2 - Guards turns

Arrow keys - Move
Fire 2 (Control) - Punch

Make it to the bottom of the screen without being seen by the green guys.
Otherwise, they'll make their way to the alarm, and a pack of shooters with 
go after you with the baddest intentions possible. Nothing stops you to punch
them to death, though.

LEVEL 3 - Sweet boat ride in the friggin' sewers of s?%t

Left key - Move left
Right key - Move right
Spacebar - Raise gun
Up key (Gun raised) - Rotate gun sight counterclockwise
Down key (Gun raised) - Rotate gun sight clockwise
Down Key (Gun holstered) Duck
Shift (Gun raised) - Fire
Shift (Gun holstered) - Jump
Z - Holster gun

The controls here are tough to catch, so practice a while before trying the level
for real. You use your dart gun to shoot off the enemies here before they kill you.
Easy to explain, hard to succeed here. And, don't jump in the water! 

LEVEL 4 - Daring Escapes

Arrows Keys - Move
Ctrl (No ammo) - Punch
Ctrl (Ammo) - Fire

Make your way to the right side of the screen without dying. Stan is also following
you, and you got to watch him. Both of you must be alive to proceed to the next level ;
if Kyle or Stan die, you've got to start over! Luckly, some cheesy poofs are here for our
duo. (Stan can pick up the cheesy poofs too)

Level 5 - Kenny Shooter

Mouse - Move gun sight
Left click - Fire

Shoot the chainsaw guards before they reach Stan or Kyle, or else they're dead!
Keep an eye also on the gunners, as they try to shoot you down.
 
Level 6 - Cartmanggedon

Up arrow - Accelerate
Down arrow - Brake, going reverse
Left, right arrows - Steer

Make it to the bottom of the screen, you and your car, alive. More harder than it
sounds... Again, the shooters, the green spot guards and even a bunch of
bazooka guys are going to make things heavy.

Level 7 - The Death Pair Derby

Arrows keys - Move
Fire 1 (Shift) - Fire rifle right
Fire 2 (Ctrl) - Lay mine

It's now time to brave two little maniacs of speed and death in this level. You must
use everything in the road to make em' see death! Pick up the rifles and mines on
the road and use them to fight back. Watch out for barriers and keep a close watch
on the cheesy poofs : they are life savers... 

Level 8 - Fear Armory

Arrow keys - Move, climb ladders
Fire 1 (Shift) - Jump
Fire 2 (Ctrl) - Fire

The longest level of the game yet, and it's not easy. You must seek out 5 weapons in
that place, but it's also huge as Cartman's ass. Little maniacs with swords, gunners,
and bazooka guys keep this area secure, but you have the right to shoot them. Really.
Look out for cheesy poofs and rifle ammo to shoot more dumbasses down.

Level 9 - Cell Block III Breakin'

Arrow keys - Move
Fire 2 (Control) - Fire electric shocks

Free all the prisoners and then get out! Your laser gun gives you a little
advantage against the opposition who guards that area, even though you'll
have your hands full with the massive opposition inside.
Trip the switches to free the prisoners.

Level 10 - Maniac Fights

Arrow keys - Move
Fire 2 (Control) - Fire

Kyle must beat up the lieutenant and his friend simultaneously! Two maniacs of battle
against a single Jew... The odds are not fair here, so your wits and
patience is your only resort against the death pair. Take it lightly here...

Final Level - The Final Battle

Arrow keys - Move
Fire 2 (Control) - Fire

You're now at the final boss. A small maniac in power, with an innumberable
arsenal, and a countless strength will defy you in a one-on-one duel.
Once again, take it lightly here! But this time, health supplies will
help ya here!

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? SUGGESTIONS? EMAIL ME!

For any of those, just email me at junkman87@hotmail.com and I'll see what I
can do with that. Don't be shy! I've put a lot of effort on that game and
I would like to got the credit a game like that should deserve.

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

THE JUNKMAN

Save South Park - Version 2
Copyright 2000 - The Junkman. All rights reserved.
Made for La Resistance SP Games (http://laresistance.iwarp.com)
Date of finition : 2000/05/27